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How to get firedSubmitted by Criss on Wed, 10/19/2005 - 7:37pm.
Greetings, I was just hired by Starbucks in California as a barista. My intent is to make $1300 and then get fired "through no fault of my own" so I can reopen an Unemployment (EDD) claim. Yes, I am serious. I would actually make more money NOT working because my last job contributed so much to my "Base period". I could draw $450/week for 6 months. Please don't flame me... I'm really not a despicable person. My question is: Any ideas how I can get fired "through no fault of my own"? I can't do anything illegal or gross misconduct. Simply not showing up for work would be considered "self- termination". I thought I might find some ideas on other web pages, but the stuff out there is mostly just humor. (or else too radical) Sincerely, Lazy Criss |